Final words on germanwings flight recorder: “Dave’s not here…”
I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. *I’m not even high.
I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. *I’m not even high.
I cannot stand sitting beside a racist person. because its impossible to sit and stand simultaneously..
I cannot stand sitting beside a racist person. because its impossible to sit and stand simultaneously..
Did you hear about the constipated chancellor of the exchequer? He couldn’t budge-it!
Did you hear about the constipated chancellor of the exchequer? He couldn’t budge-it!
I fucked a girl in an apple orchard once It was great until i came in cider
I fucked a girl in an apple orchard once It was great until i came in cider
What do do you call a Mexican rolling in the sand? A churro.
What do do you call a Mexican rolling in the sand? A churro.
As advertised I opened a can of evaporated milk today. It was empty.
As advertised I opened a can of evaporated milk today. It was empty.
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? mmmmmmy ass!!!!!! neeeheeeeeheeeeheee -Evil Betty
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? mmmmmmy ass!!!!!! neeeheeeeeheeeeheee -Evil Betty
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? (NSFW) It depends on how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? (NSFW) It depends on how hard you throw them.
I’ve worked at my job for 7 years & my boss still hasn’t noticed that I only give Magic 8-Ball responses to all of his questions.
I’ve worked at my job for 7 years & my boss still hasn’t noticed that I only give Magic 8-Ball responses to all of his questions.