Why did the French chef commit suicide? He lost the huile d’olive
Two men walk in to a bar… Which is really stupid because the second one should’ve seen it coming.
Two men walk in to a bar… Which is really stupid because the second one should’ve seen it coming.
How do you kill a Grammar Nazi? mkae tehm brun tiehr eeys owt Eidt: sepleinlg croertcoin
How do you kill a Grammar Nazi? mkae tehm brun tiehr eeys owt Eidt: sepleinlg croertcoin
There is this guy that hates taking a poop. But shit happens.
There is this guy that hates taking a poop. But shit happens.
By the time someone says something in the meeting worth writing down, I’ve likely already taken my pen apart and lost the spring.
By the time someone says something in the meeting worth writing down, I’ve likely already taken my pen apart and lost the spring.
What did the girl mushroom say about the boy mushroom? He’s a real fun-guy.
What did the girl mushroom say about the boy mushroom? He’s a real fun-guy.
A disciple asked, “Master, is it okay for a monk to use emails?” “Yes, son,” the guru quipped, “as long as there are no attachments.”
A disciple asked, “Master, is it okay for a monk to use emails?” “Yes, son,” the guru quipped, “as long as there are no attachments.”
My friend likes going out.Recently he went out of his mind.
My friend likes going out.Recently he went out of his mind.
What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Poodle? If a Rottweiler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Poodle? If a Rottweiler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don’t know who it’s from.
Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don’t know who it’s from.