He said I was average – but he was just being mean.
Two fish were in a tank.. one turned back and said to another..”How do you drive this thing?”
Two fish were in a tank.. one turned back and said to another..”How do you drive this thing?”
What do you call an obese terrorist? Osama Bin Eating
What do you call an obese terrorist? Osama Bin Eating
“UNLESS WE’RE OUT OF CHEESE THERE’S NO REASON TO SCREAM LIKE THAT!” – me to my kid whenever he throws a tantrum
“UNLESS WE’RE OUT OF CHEESE THERE’S NO REASON TO SCREAM LIKE THAT!” – me to my kid whenever he throws a tantrum
What do priests have in common with my dad’s BBQs? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do priests have in common with my dad’s BBQs? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
I feel like I have something to prove here. Judge: That’s sort of how this works.
I feel like I have something to prove here. Judge: That’s sort of how this works.
What’s worse than getting dumped by your girlriend? Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.
What’s worse than getting dumped by your girlriend? Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.
Star Wars Spoilers Woosh Woosh Pewpew Pew Pew
Star Wars Spoilers Woosh Woosh Pewpew Pew Pew
I can never remember if it’s “laying” or “lying.” Anyway, I hit a dude with my car and he’s doing one of them in the middle of the road. :(
I can never remember if it’s “laying” or “lying.” Anyway, I hit a dude with my car and he’s doing one of them in the middle of the road. 🙁
What makes an elderly millionaire bachelor more attractive? Terminal illness.
What makes an elderly millionaire bachelor more attractive? Terminal illness.