Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly? She thought she was a dromedary.
What tense do Italians speak in? Pasta continuous.
What tense do Italians speak in? Pasta continuous.
We had a ninja competition tonight but we don’t know if anyone showed up.
We had a ninja competition tonight but we don’t know if anyone showed up.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts.
Teacher: Didn’t you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didn’t take it Miss.
Teacher: Didn’t you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didn’t take it Miss.
I hope you don’t take this joke literally but if you do, please return it later.
I hope you don’t take this joke literally but if you do, please return it later.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? I can’t hear an enzyme.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? I can’t hear an enzyme.
Santa Clause and a Jew [NSFW] Whats the difference between Santa Clause and a Jew? Santa Clause comes down the Chimney.
Santa Clause and a Jew [NSFW] Whats the difference between Santa Clause and a Jew? Santa Clause comes down the Chimney.
If an object falls at 500ft/s how far must Mohammed run to escape the blast?
If an object falls at 500ft/s how far must Mohammed run to escape the blast?
Ur hot plz marry me. *no reply* OH MY GOSH SORRY FOR THE POCKET TEXT LMAO
Ur hot plz marry me. *no reply* OH MY GOSH SORRY FOR THE POCKET TEXT LMAO