So I ordered the 50 cent at the bar last night… The bartender gave me 9 shots and took all my money
Why can’t I pay pay your mom for sex with my credit card? Because there’s a minimum charge of 5 dollars.
Why can’t I pay pay your mom for sex with my credit card? Because there’s a minimum charge of 5 dollars.
Why are men are like public toilets? The good ones are taken, the rest are full of shit.
Why are men are like public toilets? The good ones are taken, the rest are full of shit.
What is the difference between brown nosing and butt kissing? Depth Perception!
What is the difference between brown nosing and butt kissing? Depth Perception!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? aye maighty
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? aye maighty
Local News Reports a Kidnapping at a School It’s okay though, she woke up.
Local News Reports a Kidnapping at a School It’s okay though, she woke up.
Last time I used my phone was to call someone upstairs in my house b/c getting up is hard & I’m not trying to win the Olympics.
Last time I used my phone was to call someone upstairs in my house b/c getting up is hard & I’m not trying to win the Olympics.
What do you call a 20th century grammar nazi? Alt-Write
What do you call a 20th century grammar nazi? Alt-Write
I’ve just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday. I guess I’ll never know why he so badly wanted an ex box.
I’ve just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday. I guess I’ll never know why he so badly wanted an ex box.
[runs inside of a gas station] “I NEED TO USE YOUR BATHROOM! IT’S AN EMERGENCY!” *takes a selfie in the bathroom mirror for an IG # game
[runs inside of a gas station] “I NEED TO USE YOUR BATHROOM! IT’S AN EMERGENCY!” *takes a selfie in the bathroom mirror for an IG # game