I used to be into BDSM, beastiality, and necrophilia… But I realized I was just beating a dead horse. EDIT: poster does not condone the beating of any horse; living, dead, undead, or imaginary.
this is what happens when you don’t read the comments before commenting [deleted]
this is what happens when you don’t read the comments before commenting [deleted]
Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most? The micro wave.
Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most? The micro wave.
What do plumbers and slinkies have in common They both make you laugh when you push them down stairs
What do plumbers and slinkies have in common They both make you laugh when you push them down stairs
I’m such a cougar magnet. And I’m not talking about middle aged women either, I’m talking about REAL FUCKING COUGARS!
I’m such a cougar magnet. And I’m not talking about middle aged women either, I’m talking about REAL FUCKING COUGARS!
What does a man with a cow under his nose have? A moostache (That was udderly terrible)
What does a man with a cow under his nose have? A moostache (That was udderly terrible)
Why couldn’t the melons be together? Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.
Why couldn’t the melons be together? Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.
What are women good for!? Something to lie on while you have sex!
What are women good for!? Something to lie on while you have sex!
“im a growing boy” i announce loudly as i push my way to the front of the buffet line at golden corral
“im a growing boy” i announce loudly as i push my way to the front of the buffet line at golden corral
What do you call a one-legged asian woman? Irene
What do you call a one-legged asian woman? Irene