If at first you don’t succeed… Well, there goes your skydiving career.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool.
Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,… why don’t you ever smile in my pictures?
Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,… why don’t you ever smile in my pictures?
Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because there’s a Target around every corner.
Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because there’s a Target around every corner.
Where do german parents send their ADD kids? Concentration Camps
Where do german parents send their ADD kids? Concentration Camps
What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish? [OC] I think I’m feeling C6
What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish? [OC] I think I’m feeling C6
COP: Freeze!!! EXCEL: LOL no problem
COP: Freeze!!! EXCEL: LOL no problem
Me: Hi Kid: M: Still? It’s been a week K: YOUR FIRST INSTINCT DURING A CAR ACCIDENT WAS TO PROTECT YOUR PHONE! M: You didn’t die. Calm down.
Me: Hi Kid: M: Still? It’s been a week K: YOUR FIRST INSTINCT DURING A CAR ACCIDENT WAS TO PROTECT YOUR PHONE! M: You didn’t die. Calm down.
When you have sex you burn 1000 calories. No wonder you’re so fat.
When you have sex you burn 1000 calories. No wonder you’re so fat.