[wakes up from coma I went into in 1908] so how many more World Series titles have the Cubs won?
“Another mans thrash is another mans treasure” Apparently this is not a good way for saying you are adopted to your kid
“Another mans thrash is another mans treasure” Apparently this is not a good way for saying you are adopted to your kid
TIL people STILL tell Chuck Norris Jokes! And that when Alexander Bell first invented the phone, he found 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
TIL people STILL tell Chuck Norris Jokes! And that when Alexander Bell first invented the phone, he found 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig’s tie !
What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig’s tie !
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? We really *do* taste like chicken!
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? We really *do* taste like chicken!
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has got to *want* to change.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has got to *want* to change.
How do magicians hide their boners? The power of missed-erection.
How do magicians hide their boners? The power of missed-erection.
The older I get, the more I relate to those angry elderly people who go around biting others.
The older I get, the more I relate to those angry elderly people who go around biting others.
As soon as I plugged in my laptop, all my files became unreadable. I guess power corrupts.
As soon as I plugged in my laptop, all my files became unreadable. I guess power corrupts.
One day, a man ran through Red Square in Moscow, shouting at the top of his lungs, “Khrushchev is a fool!” He was subsequently arrested for revealing state secrets.
One day, a man ran through Red Square in Moscow, shouting at the top of his lungs, “Khrushchev is a fool!” He was subsequently arrested for revealing state secrets.