One day, a man ran through Red Square in Moscow, shouting at the top of his lungs, “Khrushchev is a fool!” He was subsequently arrested for revealing state secrets.
What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are? Four different answers
What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are? Four different answers
Black people can be racist too It’s just that white people are so much better at it.
Black people can be racist too It’s just that white people are so much better at it.
What do you call sex with an ex? sex
What do you call sex with an ex? sex
Which part of the Bible won’t you find a black man? The Book of Job.
Which part of the Bible won’t you find a black man? The Book of Job.
I accidentally got my mom prego… :( She wanted Ragu.
I accidentally got my mom prego… 🙁 She wanted Ragu.
I believe the children are our future and they should be praised and nurtured because they are the bus drivers and cabbies of tomorrow, and I drink a lot.
I believe the children are our future and they should be praised and nurtured because they are the bus drivers and cabbies of tomorrow, and I drink a lot.
*pretends to throw ball* *dog runs to chase it* Ha, stupid dog. *dog keeps running, disappears over horizon* Um *dog tackles me from behind*
*pretends to throw ball* *dog runs to chase it* Ha, stupid dog. *dog keeps running, disappears over horizon* Um *dog tackles me from behind*
Complained to my wife about our sex life diminishing. Zero fucks were given.
Complained to my wife about our sex life diminishing. Zero fucks were given.
I turned into a cat earlier. Don’t ask meow.
I turned into a cat earlier. Don’t ask meow.