Crikey, more sad news from the world of technology: Anti-virus developer John McAfee is appearing in court for manslaughter… They estimate the trial could last for 30 days.
Irish joke An Irish man walks out of a bar.
Irish joke An Irish man walks out of a bar.
Why did the lemon turn green? Because he had lime disease
Why did the lemon turn green? Because he had lime disease
Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Food is great but the atmosphere is terrible!
Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Food is great but the atmosphere is terrible!
What are the ten greatest years of a woman’s life? The ones between 39 and 40.
What are the ten greatest years of a woman’s life? The ones between 39 and 40.
Skipped the gym today to go to McDonald’s. The bus did not come back, so I had to walk 2 miles home. Well played, universe.
Skipped the gym today to go to McDonald’s. The bus did not come back, so I had to walk 2 miles home. Well played, universe.
I doubt vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
I doubt vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
Today I Called Shotgun… And the cop still put me in the backseat…
Today I Called Shotgun… And the cop still put me in the backseat…
What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke? Booooooo, Booooooo
What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke? Booooooo, Booooooo
What is the greatest intermolecular force of all time? Dipole, dipole, dipole, dipole, and dipole!
What is the greatest intermolecular force of all time? Dipole, dipole, dipole, dipole, and dipole!