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There are some horrible bastards about I heard a cat crying outside my door and I saw 4 blokes in Chelsea shirts playing football with it I was just about to phone the RSPCA when the cat went 1- 0 up
There are some horrible bastards about I heard a cat crying outside my door and I saw 4 blokes in Chelsea shirts playing football with it I was just about to phone the RSPCA when the cat went 1- 0 up
You can use your cat as a towel. There’s no specific laws against it.
You can use your cat as a towel. There’s no specific laws against it.
Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows!
Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows!
my garbage family is staging an intervention or something for me because i forgot what its called when people have a chin made out of hair
my garbage family is staging an intervention or something for me because i forgot what its called when people have a chin made out of hair
My wife asked me… …if I could eat her pussy when she got home from work. Later in the evening she asked me why I never ate her pussy. To which I replied “What do you think was in the stew?”
My wife asked me… …if I could eat her pussy when she got home from work. Later in the evening she asked me why I never ate her pussy. To which I replied “What do you think was in the stew?”
A joke one of my friends told me. “Hey_____ do you know how I like my men”? “umm no”. “Like I like my coffee hot,black and will keep me up all night”.
A joke one of my friends told me. “Hey_____ do you know how I like my men”? “umm no”. “Like I like my coffee hot,black and will keep me up all night”.
What does an 80-year-old person taste like? Depends.
What does an 80-year-old person taste like? Depends.
What has 8 legs and wears a kilt? A Scottish pedophile.
What has 8 legs and wears a kilt? A Scottish pedophile.
They say attractiveness is relative… my cousin seemed to disagree
They say attractiveness is relative… my cousin seemed to disagree