What’s the worst part of being bipolar? The fact you love it.
What’s the difference between a large pizza and an art student? A pizza can feed a family.
What’s the difference between a large pizza and an art student? A pizza can feed a family.
How do you make a plumber cry? Staple a frog to his forehead
How do you make a plumber cry? Staple a frog to his forehead
“Can I have a pound of onions please.” “Sorry sir, it’s kilos these days.” “oh, ok, can I have a pound of kilos please.”
“Can I have a pound of onions please.” “Sorry sir, it’s kilos these days.” “oh, ok, can I have a pound of kilos please.”
*walks into IT department attempting to look cool* You guys torrent any emails lately?
*walks into IT department attempting to look cool* You guys torrent any emails lately?
The police are looking for a stole toilet from the police station. At the moment they have nothing to go on.
The police are looking for a stole toilet from the police station. At the moment they have nothing to go on.
My boyfriend offered to do analingus if I’d trim a “landing strip…” I told him he should be more worried about Skid Row.
My boyfriend offered to do analingus if I’d trim a “landing strip…” I told him he should be more worried about Skid Row.
Stomach: I’m hungry. Brain: Chill out, dude, she’s in a meeting. Stomach: I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE A WHALE’S MATING CALL.
Stomach: I’m hungry. Brain: Chill out, dude, she’s in a meeting. Stomach: I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE A WHALE’S MATING CALL.
A man overdosed on viagra It was the hardest day of his life
A man overdosed on viagra It was the hardest day of his life
Did you hear about the 6 guys and the woman that went fishing? The guys didn’t catch anything, but the woman came home with a red snapper.
Did you hear about the 6 guys and the woman that went fishing? The guys didn’t catch anything, but the woman came home with a red snapper.