My favorite workout is a mix between a lunge and a crunch, I call it lunch.
What do you call Jewish coffee? Hebrew
What do you call Jewish coffee? Hebrew
Roadside sign holders are secretly geniuses because they get paid to do something a pole does for nothing.
Roadside sign holders are secretly geniuses because they get paid to do something a pole does for nothing.
TIFU by eating my boss’ sandwich and getting fired. Oops. Wrong sub.
TIFU by eating my boss’ sandwich and getting fired. Oops. Wrong sub.
[NSFW] Offensive as Fuck What’s big and blue and has 300 nipples? The dumpster outside the breast cancer clinic.
[NSFW] Offensive as Fuck What’s big and blue and has 300 nipples? The dumpster outside the breast cancer clinic.
Why do men stare at a woman’s breasts? To prove they can focus on two things at once.
Why do men stare at a woman’s breasts? To prove they can focus on two things at once.
Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won’t touch anything unless it’s 10% off
Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won’t touch anything unless it’s 10% off
I’m going on a vodka diet. Apparently you can lose 3 days in one week…
I’m going on a vodka diet. Apparently you can lose 3 days in one week…
The most common phrase in China: “Hey! You look familiar!”
The most common phrase in China: “Hey! You look familiar!”
What do you call a sarcastic mountain chain? The Kappalachians.
What do you call a sarcastic mountain chain? The Kappalachians.