School is like a boner It’s long and hard, unless you’re Asian.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.
[job interview] “So do you have any questions you’d like to ask me?” Can I wait a week until I take the drug test?
[job interview] “So do you have any questions you’d like to ask me?” Can I wait a week until I take the drug test?
Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University? The Janitor
Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University? The Janitor
What is the most popular vehicle in South America? They drive alpacars.
What is the most popular vehicle in South America? They drive alpacars.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math? Carry the Juan
How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math? Carry the Juan
What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis? A coughcoughony!
What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis? A coughcoughony!
Hey do y’all wanna hear a political joke? Donald Trump!
Hey do y’all wanna hear a political joke? Donald Trump!
The right response to “I’m a bit tied up at the moment” isn’t “what are you wearing?” Apparently.
The right response to “I’m a bit tied up at the moment” isn’t “what are you wearing?” Apparently.