Salesman: first time buying a motorcycle? Me: that obvious? Salesman: nobody asks “how loud is the vroom?” they ask “what’s the vroomage?”
Lumberjacks are good at maths because of their log rhythms Thanks, HL Math.
Lumberjacks are good at maths because of their log rhythms Thanks, HL Math.
How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it. Ha.
How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it. Ha.
When I first got my puppy I called him Barky Bark. Now he’s grown up, so he’s just Bark Wahlberg.
When I first got my puppy I called him Barky Bark. Now he’s grown up, so he’s just Bark Wahlberg.
My son had a really terrible experience while camping last weekend It was in tents
My son had a really terrible experience while camping last weekend It was in tents
I once dated a girl who told me she had had sex with Mr. Peanut. She was fucking nuts.
I once dated a girl who told me she had had sex with Mr. Peanut. She was fucking nuts.
I like my racist jokes like I like black people! I don’t like black people.
I like my racist jokes like I like black people! I don’t like black people.
I went to the zoo – it only had one animal, a small dog. It was a shitsu
I went to the zoo – it only had one animal, a small dog. It was a shitsu
No One Understands Me I’m a barefooter, so no one can walk a mile in my shoes.
No One Understands Me I’m a barefooter, so no one can walk a mile in my shoes.
What do you call a Nun who is moving? Virgin Mobile….
What do you call a Nun who is moving? Virgin Mobile….