My friend Gav died of heartburn the other day Gaviscon
Today punched man a me That was out of order
Today punched man a me That was out of order
How do you stop a woman giving you a blow job? Marry her.
How do you stop a woman giving you a blow job? Marry her.
Me to Dr: I have no energy lately. Dr: you need to exercise more Me:… Dr:… Me: Let’s start this again.
Me to Dr: I have no energy lately. Dr: you need to exercise more Me:… Dr:… Me: Let’s start this again.
What’s the difference between a woman and a gun? Guns don’t move out when you bring a new one home.
What’s the difference between a woman and a gun? Guns don’t move out when you bring a new one home.
Me: I know it hurts, but you’ll learn to love again. Sheep: I don’t know. I can’t even look at ewe right now.
Me: I know it hurts, but you’ll learn to love again. Sheep: I don’t know. I can’t even look at ewe right now.
School is like a boner It’s long and hard, unless you’re Asian.
School is like a boner It’s long and hard, unless you’re Asian.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.
[job interview] “So do you have any questions you’d like to ask me?” Can I wait a week until I take the drug test?
[job interview] “So do you have any questions you’d like to ask me?” Can I wait a week until I take the drug test?
Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University? The Janitor
Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University? The Janitor