What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic? Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.
Astronaut: Dave, that’s not necessary in zero-G. Penguin: [flapping wings] Just let me have this.
Astronaut: Dave, that’s not necessary in zero-G. Penguin: [flapping wings] Just let me have this.
When someone is in a bad mood, I like to help matters by pointing out several times that they seem to be in a bad mood.
When someone is in a bad mood, I like to help matters by pointing out several times that they seem to be in a bad mood.
When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won’t get them braces.
When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won’t get them braces.
The more Sarah Palin talks to the media about running for president in 2012, the closer we get to Googling “Mayan Calendar”.
The more Sarah Palin talks to the media about running for president in 2012, the closer we get to Googling “Mayan Calendar”.
(NASA) HQ: Good launch everyone. Astronaut: Uhh what’s that buzzing noise? NASA Prankster: Definitely rocket noise and not bees.
(NASA) HQ: Good launch everyone. Astronaut: Uhh what’s that buzzing noise? NASA Prankster: Definitely rocket noise and not bees.
Miley Montana (whatever) has decided to quit “singing” to focus on “acting”. I am very “concerned.”
Miley Montana (whatever) has decided to quit “singing” to focus on “acting”. I am very “concerned.”
Monopoly I never thought that monopoly is such a realistic game until I saw Greece selling it’s airport
Monopoly I never thought that monopoly is such a realistic game until I saw Greece selling it’s airport
Getting carded at the liquor store is better than getting liquored at the card store.
Getting carded at the liquor store is better than getting liquored at the card store.
The Energizer Bunny got arrested the other day… He was charged with battery
The Energizer Bunny got arrested the other day… He was charged with battery