whats a Mexicans favorite video game? Borderlands
How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!
How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!
What do you call a group of black criminals? A “protest” apparently.
What do you call a group of black criminals? A “protest” apparently.
You catch more flies with honey, even more with a dead body and way more with honey on a dead body.
You catch more flies with honey, even more with a dead body and way more with honey on a dead body.
TIME TRAVELER: I’m here from the future ME: Really? Who wins the election? TT: Omg it’s such a disgrace ME: You need to be more specific
TIME TRAVELER: I’m here from the future ME: Really? Who wins the election? TT: Omg it’s such a disgrace ME: You need to be more specific
I saw a poster today, somebody was asking “Have you seen my cat?” So I called the number and said that I didn’t. I like to help people.
I saw a poster today, somebody was asking “Have you seen my cat?” So I called the number and said that I didn’t. I like to help people.
Did you hear about the Mexican train robber? He really had loco-motives.
Did you hear about the Mexican train robber? He really had loco-motives.
What sound does a debugging Web Developer make? Open, Close!……………… Open, Close!……………… Open, Close!……………… *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*
What sound does a debugging Web Developer make? Open, Close!……………… Open, Close!……………… Open, Close!……………… *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*
Husband: Honey I bought the new Gold Olympic Condoms… Wfie: Why not Silver and come second for a change…?
Husband: Honey I bought the new Gold Olympic Condoms… Wfie: Why not Silver and come second for a change…?
That awkward moment when the Priest uses YOUR confession as the theme for his sermon. Again.
That awkward moment when the Priest uses YOUR confession as the theme for his sermon. Again.