whats a Mexicans favorite video game? Borderlands
What do you call a hot indian girl? Bomb bae
What do you call a hot indian girl? Bomb bae
What’s green and smells like pig shit? Kermit’s finger.
What’s green and smells like pig shit? Kermit’s finger.
Husband: Honey I bought the new Gold Olympic Condoms… Wfie: Why not Silver and come second for a change…?
Husband: Honey I bought the new Gold Olympic Condoms… Wfie: Why not Silver and come second for a change…?
That awkward moment when the Priest uses YOUR confession as the theme for his sermon. Again.
That awkward moment when the Priest uses YOUR confession as the theme for his sermon. Again.
what did the gay bull say? more cowball!
what did the gay bull say? more cowball!
What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard? We’re Snowden!
What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard? We’re Snowden!
*at the pond* “honthere’s something i need to ask you” *emotional* yes? *blows duck call* *ducks on water arrange to spell out ‘TACOS?’*
*at the pond* “honthere’s something i need to ask you” *emotional* yes? *blows duck call* *ducks on water arrange to spell out ‘TACOS?’*
My boss decided to give me some more responsibility… From now on, I’m responsible for everything that goes wrong…
My boss decided to give me some more responsibility… From now on, I’m responsible for everything that goes wrong…
My guidelines for whether or not to have sex with a female were the same as how I chose outdoor sports. If there was grass on the field, I played ball.
My guidelines for whether or not to have sex with a female were the same as how I chose outdoor sports. If there was grass on the field, I played ball.