I was an emotional Wedding. Even the Cake was in Tiers.
I’m not racist… …I own a colored tv.
I’m not racist… …I own a colored tv.
What do you call a gay vegetarian? A vegetarian.
What do you call a gay vegetarian? A vegetarian.
Why wasn’t Jesus born in lindsay Ontario. Couldn’t find three wise men. Or a virgin…
Why wasn’t Jesus born in lindsay Ontario. Couldn’t find three wise men. Or a virgin…
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
GF’s friend didn’t keep my Valentine’s gift a secret. So I had to embroider a towel for her too. Because, well, snitches get stitches.
GF’s friend didn’t keep my Valentine’s gift a secret. So I had to embroider a towel for her too. Because, well, snitches get stitches.
In Driver’s Ed we drove past a sign that said “Wildlife Crossing” My instructor said, “That must be for them colored students.”
In Driver’s Ed we drove past a sign that said “Wildlife Crossing” My instructor said, “That must be for them colored students.”
Morning wood makes the best fire.
Morning wood makes the best fire.
How do you know you’re at a gay picnic? All the hotdogs taste like shit. Ba-dum-tsss.
How do you know you’re at a gay picnic? All the hotdogs taste like shit. Ba-dum-tsss.
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bridie ! Bridie who ? Bridie light of the silvery moon !
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bridie ! Bridie who ? Bridie light of the silvery moon !