What do you call a watchful potato? A spectater.
There is a place I like to go when I want to be totally alone… …it’s called Google Plus.
There is a place I like to go when I want to be totally alone… …it’s called Google Plus.
*Sleeping Beauty gives rotten apple to Obama* *Obama faints* Only a kiss from his one true love will save him *Biden takes out lipstick*
*Sleeping Beauty gives rotten apple to Obama* *Obama faints* Only a kiss from his one true love will save him *Biden takes out lipstick*
How do you drown a little Asian boy? Pinch his nose before you cum.
How do you drown a little Asian boy? Pinch his nose before you cum.
What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?!? Pecan, typically.
What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?!? Pecan, typically.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to college? Bison.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to college? Bison.
So i’m sitting down at a fight and chris brown is sitting next to me He points at Rihana and says ” I’m hitting that”
So i’m sitting down at a fight and chris brown is sitting next to me He points at Rihana and says ” I’m hitting that”
Don’t you hate it when… ….You’re giving a handjob to another guy and he turns out to be a gay ass fagot.
Don’t you hate it when… ….You’re giving a handjob to another guy and he turns out to be a gay ass fagot.
It wasn’t raining during Trump’s inauguration It was just alternative sunshine
It wasn’t raining during Trump’s inauguration It was just alternative sunshine
Why does the sad crab walk side ways? Because he has nothing to look forward to
Why does the sad crab walk side ways? Because he has nothing to look forward to