The US won gold in shooting They have good schools for it
Crocs Why is wearing Crocs like getting a blowjob from a man? Because it feels fantastic, but then you look down and realise you’re gay.
Crocs Why is wearing Crocs like getting a blowjob from a man? Because it feels fantastic, but then you look down and realise you’re gay.
Why hiring foreign workers can be bad… Boss: Where were you born? Woman: Germany Boss: Really? Which part? Woman: what you mean which part? Whole body born in Germany!
Why hiring foreign workers can be bad… Boss: Where were you born? Woman: Germany Boss: Really? Which part? Woman: what you mean which part? Whole body born in Germany!
Obesity levels in the U.K. are rapidly declining. They’re dropping pounds fast
Obesity levels in the U.K. are rapidly declining. They’re dropping pounds fast
10 indications YOU’RE the retarded FB friend ^
10 indications YOU’RE the retarded FB friend ^
Why do people say “Cannonball” when jumping into a pool, but no one says “I’m jumping into a pool” when firing a cannonball #Interesting
Why do people say “Cannonball” when jumping into a pool, but no one says “I’m jumping into a pool” when firing a cannonball #Interesting
What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it? We Can’t Alope
What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it? We Can’t Alope
So a grasshopper walks into a bar… The bartender says, “Hey we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper replies, “You have a drink named Steve?” favorite corny joke
So a grasshopper walks into a bar… The bartender says, “Hey we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper replies, “You have a drink named Steve?” favorite corny joke
What do you call a boat that gives fresh breath? A Shipmint!
What do you call a boat that gives fresh breath? A Shipmint!
1st date: I love the spiderman movies Me: So do I [thinking of something to say to impress her] Me: I used to be a spider
1st date: I love the spiderman movies Me: So do I [thinking of something to say to impress her] Me: I used to be a spider