Why do they call it a third eye? If its on your fourhead?
Today my girlfriend offered to finger me I was deeply touched.
Today my girlfriend offered to finger me I was deeply touched.
I’m so much like a noodle when I shower. sit in hot water for 7-8 minutes and become soft, squishy, and delicious afterwards
I’m so much like a noodle when I shower. sit in hot water for 7-8 minutes and become soft, squishy, and delicious afterwards
I was an emotional Wedding. Even the Cake was in Tiers.
I was an emotional Wedding. Even the Cake was in Tiers.
I’m not racist… …I own a colored tv.
I’m not racist… …I own a colored tv.
What do you call a gay vegetarian? A vegetarian.
What do you call a gay vegetarian? A vegetarian.
Why wasn’t Jesus born in lindsay Ontario. Couldn’t find three wise men. Or a virgin…
Why wasn’t Jesus born in lindsay Ontario. Couldn’t find three wise men. Or a virgin…
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
GF’s friend didn’t keep my Valentine’s gift a secret. So I had to embroider a towel for her too. Because, well, snitches get stitches.
GF’s friend didn’t keep my Valentine’s gift a secret. So I had to embroider a towel for her too. Because, well, snitches get stitches.
You know the difference between 2 dicks and a joke is? You can’t take a joke.
You know the difference between 2 dicks and a joke is? You can’t take a joke.