What do American beer and sex in a canoe have in common? F***ing close to water!
So I was nailing my girl from behind … After we were done she turns to me and says. “my friends tell me you are a pedophile.” To which I reply “That is an awfully big word for a 10 year old”
So I was nailing my girl from behind … After we were done she turns to me and says. “my friends tell me you are a pedophile.” To which I reply “That is an awfully big word for a 10 year old”
What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men? A miso-genie!
What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men? A miso-genie!
Found a site for hardcore Harambe Supporters It’s called Omegle, Everyone has their dicks out for Harambe.
Found a site for hardcore Harambe Supporters It’s called Omegle, Everyone has their dicks out for Harambe.
(For Ents) So the D.E.A filed a report So the D.E.A filed a report about the Old lady who swallowed the Fly. Turns out Flies are a Gateway Bug
(For Ents) So the D.E.A filed a report So the D.E.A filed a report about the Old lady who swallowed the Fly. Turns out Flies are a Gateway Bug
A bottle washes on shore with a note inside it: “Go swimming, the water’s great! And there’s no sharks! P.S. this wasn’t written by a shark”
A bottle washes on shore with a note inside it: “Go swimming, the water’s great! And there’s no sharks! P.S. this wasn’t written by a shark”
My girlfriend thought the fossball table in our living room was too fratty. So I filled it up with water and turned it into a synchronized swimming simulator.
My girlfriend thought the fossball table in our living room was too fratty. So I filled it up with water and turned it into a synchronized swimming simulator.
*looks up from phone* …nah *looks back down*
*looks up from phone* …nah *looks back down*
How can you tell if a person’s a vegan? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
How can you tell if a person’s a vegan? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
I told my friend he’s a bad thief. He’s not taking it well.
I told my friend he’s a bad thief. He’s not taking it well.