My wife asked for the broom… And I said, “Why? Are you going somewhere?”
What’s a math teacher’s favorite TV show? Sinefeld
What’s a math teacher’s favorite TV show? Sinefeld
Why was the computer programmer single? Because he couldn’t commit.
Why was the computer programmer single? Because he couldn’t commit.
Why is a beer like a woman? After you drink one you can’t shut up or drive.
Why is a beer like a woman? After you drink one you can’t shut up or drive.
A man got back from the doctor “I just got back from the doctor,and he said I’m Canadian” Said the man “I’m so sorry” Replies the man with sympathy Shocked,the man shout “It’s spreading!!!”
A man got back from the doctor “I just got back from the doctor,and he said I’m Canadian” Said the man “I’m so sorry” Replies the man with sympathy Shocked,the man shout “It’s spreading!!!”
Losing your virginity is a lot like learning to ride a bike… Dad is holding you from behind the whole time
Losing your virginity is a lot like learning to ride a bike… Dad is holding you from behind the whole time
Did you hear about the 3 holes in the ground? Well, well, well.
Did you hear about the 3 holes in the ground? Well, well, well.
“What an awesome body-” Oh… thanks. I work out- “- of research.” – formulas. I work out formulas. *sips tea* I do a lot of math.
“What an awesome body-” Oh… thanks. I work out- “- of research.” – formulas. I work out formulas. *sips tea* I do a lot of math.
I don’t go to the circus. Not because I’m scared of clowns, but because I’m scared of people who go to the circus.
I don’t go to the circus. Not because I’m scared of clowns, but because I’m scared of people who go to the circus.
I paid 10.50 for a movie ticket to watch Tom Cruise die continuously for 2 hours. I would have paid a hundred dollars to watch that.
I paid 10.50 for a movie ticket to watch Tom Cruise die continuously for 2 hours. I would have paid a hundred dollars to watch that.