You may have a drinking problem – when your mother asks you to toast the bread…..and you raise your glass and say “here’s to the bread”!
Lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number
Lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ”I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ”I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
Tweeting with an egg avatar is like showing up to a job interview in a sweatsuit.
Tweeting with an egg avatar is like showing up to a job interview in a sweatsuit.
Did anyone ever find out who let the dogs out?
Did anyone ever find out who let the dogs out?
For her birthday, my wife asked for something that went from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds… I got her a scale.
For her birthday, my wife asked for something that went from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds… I got her a scale.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to gay man’s house. Knock knock, who’s there? The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to gay man’s house. Knock knock, who’s there? The chicken.
When I wake up every morning, things always go well. I’m like the optimistic amputee who always starts his day off on the right foot.
When I wake up every morning, things always go well. I’m like the optimistic amputee who always starts his day off on the right foot.
Did you hear about the penny and magnifying glass who got married? Their wedding was magnifycent.
Did you hear about the penny and magnifying glass who got married? Their wedding was magnifycent.
What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common? They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common? They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.