How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel? No ballroom
So this one time I offered some shrimp to this Jewish friend of mine… Me: This shrimp is great. Wanna try some? Friend: Sorry, I’m Jewish. Me: No, it’s free! *from a comic by Cyanide and Happiness*
So this one time I offered some shrimp to this Jewish friend of mine… Me: This shrimp is great. Wanna try some? Friend: Sorry, I’m Jewish. Me: No, it’s free! *from a comic by Cyanide and Happiness*
Your beauty cannot be contained by the set of all real numbers. That’s because it’s imaginary.
Your beauty cannot be contained by the set of all real numbers. That’s because it’s imaginary.
So why is it called the “funny bone”? BECASE IT’S ATTACHED TO YOUR HUMERUS
So why is it called the “funny bone”? BECASE IT’S ATTACHED TO YOUR HUMERUS
I paid 10.50 for a movie ticket to watch Tom Cruise die continuously for 2 hours. I would have paid a hundred dollars to watch that.
I paid 10.50 for a movie ticket to watch Tom Cruise die continuously for 2 hours. I would have paid a hundred dollars to watch that.
A blind man walks into a fish store … and says: “Whats up girls”.
A blind man walks into a fish store … and says: “Whats up girls”.
A girl phoned me the other day and said “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home
A girl phoned me the other day and said “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home
Little league Played baseball with some orphaned kids today. :) I won. None of them seemed to know where home was.
Little league Played baseball with some orphaned kids today. 🙂 I won. None of them seemed to know where home was.
I like my women like I like my dragons… Jealous, naked, and atop a bunch of gold.
I like my women like I like my dragons… Jealous, naked, and atop a bunch of gold.
Why did Eeyore cross the road? To get to the other… *sigh*
Why did Eeyore cross the road? To get to the other… *sigh*