A woman was arrested when her boyfriend’s body was found in a freezer in their living room. Who the hell puts a freezer in the living room?
Why is it weird that the Jews killed Jesus? They love prophets
Why is it weird that the Jews killed Jesus? They love prophets
What does Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common? Both their last greatest hits was the wall.
What does Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common? Both their last greatest hits was the wall.
Maxim’s Hot 100 List is bogus. Some of those girls look WAY younger than 100.
Maxim’s Hot 100 List is bogus. Some of those girls look WAY younger than 100.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
I thought my neighborhood had turned very pro-Trump… Turns out they just put out their jack-o-lanterns.
I thought my neighborhood had turned very pro-Trump… Turns out they just put out their jack-o-lanterns.
On phone: GF: We’re breaking up… Me: I can hear you fine! GF: It’s not you, it’s me… Me: Did you get a new provider? GF: Kinda… Bye!
On phone: GF: We’re breaking up… Me: I can hear you fine! GF: It’s not you, it’s me… Me: Did you get a new provider? GF: Kinda… Bye!
The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim. The Empire Strikes Back, they call it.
The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim. The Empire Strikes Back, they call it.
Why do they call it a third eye? If its on your fourhead?
Why do they call it a third eye? If its on your fourhead?
Today my girlfriend offered to finger me I was deeply touched.
Today my girlfriend offered to finger me I was deeply touched.