Why do people say “Cannonball” when jumping into a pool, but no one says “I’m jumping into a pool” when firing a cannonball #Interesting
What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it? We Can’t Alope
What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it? We Can’t Alope
So a grasshopper walks into a bar… The bartender says, “Hey we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper replies, “You have a drink named Steve?” favorite corny joke
So a grasshopper walks into a bar… The bartender says, “Hey we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper replies, “You have a drink named Steve?” favorite corny joke
What do you call a boat that gives fresh breath? A Shipmint!
What do you call a boat that gives fresh breath? A Shipmint!
1st date: I love the spiderman movies Me: So do I [thinking of something to say to impress her] Me: I used to be a spider
1st date: I love the spiderman movies Me: So do I [thinking of something to say to impress her] Me: I used to be a spider
The White House is putting on a play adaptation of Modern Family. When asked which character he wanted to be, Obama said “Uhhh…let me be Claire.”
The White House is putting on a play adaptation of Modern Family. When asked which character he wanted to be, Obama said “Uhhh…let me be Claire.”
Why are Pirates pirates??? Because they ARRRRR
Why are Pirates pirates??? Because they ARRRRR
Where does the General keep hs armies? In his sleevies.
Where does the General keep hs armies? In his sleevies.
What do you call noodles that aren’t spaghetti? Impastas
What do you call noodles that aren’t spaghetti? Impastas
Why is it that when a guy nails a ton of girls, he’s called a stud… …but when he nails a ton of studs, he’s in construction?
Why is it that when a guy nails a ton of girls, he’s called a stud… …but when he nails a ton of studs, he’s in construction?