Two baby seals walk into a club
I Left My Job I used to be a banker but I left because I lost interest.
I Left My Job I used to be a banker but I left because I lost interest.
What’s black and doesn’t work? A quadriplegic chimney sweep.
What’s black and doesn’t work? A quadriplegic chimney sweep.
What do you call a watchful potato? A spectater.
What do you call a watchful potato? A spectater.
There is a place I like to go when I want to be totally alone… …it’s called Google Plus.
There is a place I like to go when I want to be totally alone… …it’s called Google Plus.
*Sleeping Beauty gives rotten apple to Obama* *Obama faints* Only a kiss from his one true love will save him *Biden takes out lipstick*
*Sleeping Beauty gives rotten apple to Obama* *Obama faints* Only a kiss from his one true love will save him *Biden takes out lipstick*
How do you drown a little Asian boy? Pinch his nose before you cum.
How do you drown a little Asian boy? Pinch his nose before you cum.
What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?!? Pecan, typically.
What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?!? Pecan, typically.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to college? Bison.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to college? Bison.
So i’m sitting down at a fight and chris brown is sitting next to me He points at Rihana and says ” I’m hitting that”
So i’m sitting down at a fight and chris brown is sitting next to me He points at Rihana and says ” I’m hitting that”