A girl phoned me the other day and said “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home
Little league Played baseball with some orphaned kids today. :) I won. None of them seemed to know where home was.
Little league Played baseball with some orphaned kids today. 🙂 I won. None of them seemed to know where home was.
I like my women like I like my dragons… Jealous, naked, and atop a bunch of gold.
I like my women like I like my dragons… Jealous, naked, and atop a bunch of gold.
Why did Eeyore cross the road? To get to the other… *sigh*
Why did Eeyore cross the road? To get to the other… *sigh*
How does a ghost eat a hotdog? By goblin it. Sorry
How does a ghost eat a hotdog? By goblin it. Sorry
PMS jokes are not funny Period
PMS jokes are not funny Period
Stop chicken mass production… You’re making them eggs-hausted!
Stop chicken mass production… You’re making them eggs-hausted!
What do you say when a dog runs away? Dog-gone!
What do you say when a dog runs away? Dog-gone!
Why did the bicycle fall down? Because it was too tired
Why did the bicycle fall down? Because it was too tired
If an Asian and a Mexican have a baby….. Would you call it an Amasian?
If an Asian and a Mexican have a baby….. Would you call it an Amasian?