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What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use? Cirque d’Olay
What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use? Cirque d’Olay
Hey venus flytrap got you a treat how bout a big ol juicy bug open your mouth..BOOM THATS A MILK DUD you’re a plant you eat sunlight idiot
Hey venus flytrap got you a treat how bout a big ol juicy bug open your mouth..BOOM THATS A MILK DUD you’re a plant you eat sunlight idiot
Bill Clinton right now, texting Monica Lewinsky “You up?”
Bill Clinton right now, texting Monica Lewinsky “You up?”
Dear everyone reading this tweet, What’s the future like?
Dear everyone reading this tweet, What’s the future like?
Why does Barack Obama eat bananas? Because they are popular, inexpensive, and a good source of potassium.
Why does Barack Obama eat bananas? Because they are popular, inexpensive, and a good source of potassium.
Clinton is MY president! His second term is about to end but I truly loved his presidency -Sent from internet explorer
Clinton is MY president! His second term is about to end but I truly loved his presidency -Sent from internet explorer
Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind it stinks!
Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind it stinks!
I went to a pot bar in Colorado this post weekend It was really a seedy joint.
I went to a pot bar in Colorado this post weekend It was really a seedy joint.
(this joke is fucked)whats the difference between a baby and a water melon? When u eat a water melon you leave the skin
(this joke is fucked)whats the difference between a baby and a water melon? When u eat a water melon you leave the skin