Some day, I will meet a woman who loves me for who I am and supports all my dreams. And I’ll think, “Something must be wrong with this one.”
As founder and CEO of YOLO Guaranteed, my first product launch will be fishnet parachutes.
As founder and CEO of YOLO Guaranteed, my first product launch will be fishnet parachutes.
Can a hippo be a hypocrite. Would the elephants call him hippocrite. Then he can call them elecunts.
Can a hippo be a hypocrite. Would the elephants call him hippocrite. Then he can call them elecunts.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather? A pap smear.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather? A pap smear.
Mispronouncing French phrases can be a real social fox piss.
Mispronouncing French phrases can be a real social fox piss.
what type of shoes do artists wear? sketchers
what type of shoes do artists wear? sketchers
Just heard a little boy call his mom “mother,” as if both had already accepted the fact that he’d become a serial killer some day.
Just heard a little boy call his mom “mother,” as if both had already accepted the fact that he’d become a serial killer some day.
Having a traditional Columbus Day. Headed to a casino to hand out blankets with smallpox on them.
Having a traditional Columbus Day. Headed to a casino to hand out blankets with smallpox on them.
I’m a chick magnet I repel.
I’m a chick magnet I repel.
The past, present, and future walked into a bar… It was tense.
The past, present, and future walked into a bar… It was tense.