“I used to be the Internet!” – The Library
What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab? A FUNGI to be with!
What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab? A FUNGI to be with!
ME: we can do this GOOGLE SMART CAR: we can’t clear the bridge ME: *mashes ‘im feeling lucky’ button*
ME: we can do this GOOGLE SMART CAR: we can’t clear the bridge ME: *mashes ‘im feeling lucky’ button*
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Teaching your kids to question everything is important. Until you’re sitting there banging your head on the table.
Teaching your kids to question everything is important. Until you’re sitting there banging your head on the table.
I hate spelling errors You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
I hate spelling errors You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
I had planned to post a tennis joke But after asking around I figured you guys wouldn’t luv it.
I had planned to post a tennis joke But after asking around I figured you guys wouldn’t luv it.
mom hates dad My mother used to be a ventriliquist.. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father
mom hates dad My mother used to be a ventriliquist.. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father
What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew? A hit Broadway show!
What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew? A hit Broadway show!
We went camping at Yellowstone National Park on a moonless night. It was in tents.
We went camping at Yellowstone National Park on a moonless night. It was in tents.