It’s hot as balls today. And by “balls” I mean “testicles”.
My wife told me she would leave me if I didn’t stop cheating on her Damn, I never thought she took a card game this seriously.
My wife told me she would leave me if I didn’t stop cheating on her Damn, I never thought she took a card game this seriously.
I went to get myself a glass of punch but…
I went to get myself a glass of punch but…
My noisy upstairs neighbour reminds me of that person I killed next week.
My noisy upstairs neighbour reminds me of that person I killed next week.
I tried suing Amtrak for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
I tried suing Amtrak for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel? No ballroom
How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel? No ballroom
So this one time I offered some shrimp to this Jewish friend of mine… Me: This shrimp is great. Wanna try some? Friend: Sorry, I’m Jewish. Me: No, it’s free! *from a comic by Cyanide and Happiness*
So this one time I offered some shrimp to this Jewish friend of mine… Me: This shrimp is great. Wanna try some? Friend: Sorry, I’m Jewish. Me: No, it’s free! *from a comic by Cyanide and Happiness*
Your beauty cannot be contained by the set of all real numbers. That’s because it’s imaginary.
Your beauty cannot be contained by the set of all real numbers. That’s because it’s imaginary.
So why is it called the “funny bone”? BECASE IT’S ATTACHED TO YOUR HUMERUS
So why is it called the “funny bone”? BECASE IT’S ATTACHED TO YOUR HUMERUS
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff badum tss
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff badum tss