[God inventing iguanas] Maybe humans are done dealing with dinosaurs, but ants aren’t
Last week, a girl at a local bakery backed into the bread slicer… Disaster.
Last week, a girl at a local bakery backed into the bread slicer… Disaster.
Infected with AIDS If someone infected with AIDS fucks everyday, what happens? They kill everything that they fuck.
Infected with AIDS If someone infected with AIDS fucks everyday, what happens? They kill everything that they fuck.
Some people dream of success, others are awake & work hard at it.
Some people dream of success, others are awake & work hard at it.
Did you hear about the man that threw a mineral at the cops? The police said it was a salt.
Did you hear about the man that threw a mineral at the cops? The police said it was a salt.
Look , it’s either maybe, or maybe not. There’s no middle ground.
Look , it’s either maybe, or maybe not. There’s no middle ground.
It’s getting Hot In Herre, so take off all your clothes! Also, drink this water because I don’t want you to get dehydrated. -Nervous Nelly
It’s getting Hot In Herre, so take off all your clothes! Also, drink this water because I don’t want you to get dehydrated. -Nervous Nelly
What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo? The second coming of Jesus.
What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo? The second coming of Jesus.
If you shout “I am a STRONG BLACK woman” in front of the mirror enough times then security comes and drags you out of the Gap changing room.
If you shout “I am a STRONG BLACK woman” in front of the mirror enough times then security comes and drags you out of the Gap changing room.
HEROIC ACT – I stick my head under dressing room doors to tell people they look nice in whatever they are trying on.
HEROIC ACT – I stick my head under dressing room doors to tell people they look nice in whatever they are trying on.