My wife and I are both feminists But I’m a man so I’m a bit better than her at it
What is the best way to follow a lost dog’s paw prints? With a track-tor!
What is the best way to follow a lost dog’s paw prints? With a track-tor!
How did Darth Vader cross the street? Ewoked.
How did Darth Vader cross the street? Ewoked.
I tried to learn how to drive a stick shift but I couldn’t locate the manual.
I tried to learn how to drive a stick shift but I couldn’t locate the manual.
The shame about ancient Grecian art… The shame about ancient Grecian art is that there are amazing marble sculptures and structures which too often get taken for granite.
The shame about ancient Grecian art… The shame about ancient Grecian art is that there are amazing marble sculptures and structures which too often get taken for granite.
Why didn’t they let Voldermort play quidditch? …because he’d always just Slytherin the grass.
Why didn’t they let Voldermort play quidditch? …because he’d always just Slytherin the grass.
I like my coffee like I like my woman. Cold and bitter.
I like my coffee like I like my woman. Cold and bitter.
What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance
What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance
What do you call a mathematician at the beach? A tan gent.
What do you call a mathematician at the beach? A tan gent.
Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long? I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long? I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.