To the girl who wore a white dress to the wedding I went to this weekend, good for you for not needing people to like you
Our website should have more colour more games more sound! Look what more do you want? Blood?
Our website should have more colour more games more sound! Look what more do you want? Blood?
Make the little things count… Teach midgets math.
Make the little things count… Teach midgets math.
That moment when… …you’re on reddit too much and you say repost too often.
That moment when… …you’re on reddit too much and you say repost too often.
What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy? Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?
What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy? Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?
Most people call me “bad at pickup lines” But you? You can call me tonight.
Most people call me “bad at pickup lines” But you? You can call me tonight.
Pregnant wife: Are you going to be a good big sister? 3-year-old: Babies are jerks.
Pregnant wife: Are you going to be a good big sister? 3-year-old: Babies are jerks.
Sound is slower than light… That’s why some people appear to be smart before they open their mouth
Sound is slower than light… That’s why some people appear to be smart before they open their mouth
[God inventing iguanas] Maybe humans are done dealing with dinosaurs, but ants aren’t
[God inventing iguanas] Maybe humans are done dealing with dinosaurs, but ants aren’t
Last week, a girl at a local bakery backed into the bread slicer… Disaster.
Last week, a girl at a local bakery backed into the bread slicer… Disaster.