What’s below your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees? Your Guns N’ Toeses I’ll see myself out.
What’s a paralympian’s worst nightmare? Testing positive for WD-40
What’s a paralympian’s worst nightmare? Testing positive for WD-40
Bro. It’s not ladies man, it’s ladies’ man. Chicks dig a dude who can navigate a plural possessive.
Bro. It’s not ladies man, it’s ladies’ man. Chicks dig a dude who can navigate a plural possessive.
I have Capri Sun and pudding in my fridge which proves I’m four or poor.
I have Capri Sun and pudding in my fridge which proves I’m four or poor.
Why did the scarecrow receive an award? …because he was out standing in his field.
Why did the scarecrow receive an award? …because he was out standing in his field.
Hey baby do you build portable wienerschnitzels? Because you make my hotdog stand
Hey baby do you build portable wienerschnitzels? Because you make my hotdog stand
What does it take to break a Nokia phone? Microsoft.
What does it take to break a Nokia phone? Microsoft.
To make a long story short, just walk away once you’re bored.
To make a long story short, just walk away once you’re bored.
Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Just invented a landmine that looks like a prayer mat… Prophets are through the roof!!!
Just invented a landmine that looks like a prayer mat… Prophets are through the roof!!!