Why it is important that you grow mustaches? So that when you lick pussy they absorb the acids and therefore protect your teeth from falling off.
I’m not normally a name-dropper but Tiger Woods asked me to start his car in the dream I just had.
I’m not normally a name-dropper but Tiger Woods asked me to start his car in the dream I just had.
who called it an infinity scarf instead of a scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
who called it an infinity scarf instead of a scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Fucked.
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Fucked.
Every time I put on my striped socks I always have an ominous feeling that today is the day that a house will drop on me.
Every time I put on my striped socks I always have an ominous feeling that today is the day that a house will drop on me.
What insect do you use to capture a slutty woman? A hornet!
What insect do you use to capture a slutty woman? A hornet!
how do we know that jews crucified Jesus? they used one nail for both legs
how do we know that jews crucified Jesus? they used one nail for both legs
What kind of khakis do birds wear? Khakaws!
What kind of khakis do birds wear? Khakaws!
How do golfers get away with cheating? The unfairway
How do golfers get away with cheating? The unfairway
What is a firefighter’s favorite video game console? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U HINT: Say it outloud
What is a firefighter’s favorite video game console? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U HINT: Say it outloud