‘100% Yes!’ ‘1000% Yes!!’ ‘1,000,000% Yes!!!’ I wish the X Factor judges would stop trying to top each other… and just top themselves.
I Need a Drink
I Need a Drink
What goes “Clip”? A one legged horse!
What goes “Clip”? A one legged horse!
Did you know Japanese goddess Izanami was a Nazi? Just read her name backwards!
Did you know Japanese goddess Izanami was a Nazi? Just read her name backwards!
A police man saw a black man beating up an old lady. Why didn’t he do anything? Because he wasn’t racist!
A police man saw a black man beating up an old lady. Why didn’t he do anything? Because he wasn’t racist!
I’m what you might call ‘internet pretty’, meaning I’m really your dad.
I’m what you might call ‘internet pretty’, meaning I’m really your dad.
What pets think about their owners? A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter… He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter… I am God.
What pets think about their owners? A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter… He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter… I am God.
My mom always told me to be nice to the neighbors So I told my best friend to suck his own dick
My mom always told me to be nice to the neighbors So I told my best friend to suck his own dick
Open Relationship My girlfriend and I have been in an open relationship for about a month now. She is still yet to find out.. On the plus side, her mother and I have gotten much closer!
Open Relationship My girlfriend and I have been in an open relationship for about a month now. She is still yet to find out.. On the plus side, her mother and I have gotten much closer!
Today was my first day in University Everyone look me like i am a criminal or prey.
Today was my first day in University Everyone look me like i am a criminal or prey.