Just cleaned out my desk. Bad news: I apparently have 1,453 Sharpies and none of them are sharp. Good news: I found the plane!
Her : You hang up first. nnMe : *click*
Her : You hang up first. nnMe : *click*
I’m tired and want to sleep, but I can’t stop imagining how the whole scenario of the first person to pee on a jellyfish sting went down
I’m tired and want to sleep, but I can’t stop imagining how the whole scenario of the first person to pee on a jellyfish sting went down
What do black men hear most after sex? Back to your cell, inmate.
What do black men hear most after sex? Back to your cell, inmate.
R news are nazis This is how it works, right? Can i get my karma points now i need karma
R news are nazis This is how it works, right? Can i get my karma points now i need karma
A horse hiking in deep space. Star Trek: Deep Space Neigh.
A horse hiking in deep space. Star Trek: Deep Space Neigh.
Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends
Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends
“Just dashing to the shops” Woman [showers, washes hair, styles hair, puts on make up, chooses outfit, irons clothes] Man [grabs car keys]
“Just dashing to the shops” Woman [showers, washes hair, styles hair, puts on make up, chooses outfit, irons clothes] Man [grabs car keys]
Mariah Carey’a New Year’s performance. That’s it…
Mariah Carey’a New Year’s performance. That’s it…
What do you have when there’s balls on your chest? Chestnuts What do you have when there’s balls on your chin? A dick in your mouth.
What do you have when there’s balls on your chest? Chestnuts What do you have when there’s balls on your chin? A dick in your mouth.