How does Moses make his coffee? He-brews it.
Howcome you can’t see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re very good at it.
Howcome you can’t see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re very good at it.
So cats CAN’T fend for themselves for 4 weeks after all. Even though I left mini frozen pizzas, cash for emergencies and my mobile number.
So cats CAN’T fend for themselves for 4 weeks after all. Even though I left mini frozen pizzas, cash for emergencies and my mobile number.
Who will pay ? If two gays are on a Date for the dinner,Who will pay the bill ?
Who will pay ? If two gays are on a Date for the dinner,Who will pay the bill ?
So many people have the name of their university in their bio. “Nice to meet you, this is who tricked me out of 50 thousand dollars”
So many people have the name of their university in their bio. “Nice to meet you, this is who tricked me out of 50 thousand dollars”
Most women want a man who can make them laugh and also feel safe. So basically, a clown ninja. Good to know
Most women want a man who can make them laugh and also feel safe. So basically, a clown ninja. Good to know
“You’re sure you understand stock trading?” ME: Yep “Then why (holds up card) did you trade our Google shares for a Charizard?”
“You’re sure you understand stock trading?” ME: Yep “Then why (holds up card) did you trade our Google shares for a Charizard?”
People who tweet about politics should have to pass a small test: if i say “Oh, look, a dead bird,” and you look UP, we take your phone away
People who tweet about politics should have to pass a small test: if i say “Oh, look, a dead bird,” and you look UP, we take your phone away
Chuck Norris was orginally casted as the main character for salt but then they changed it to Angelia Jolie, look at her face now.
Chuck Norris was orginally casted as the main character for salt but then they changed it to Angelia Jolie, look at her face now.
A seal walks into a club…
A seal walks into a club…