Category: Gorilla jokes

I entered a joke contest and to increase my chances of winning I submit 10 jokes…. Unfortunately I didn’t win, no pun in ten did…

Note to younger women: Remember, men are always after just one thing: your snacks. Do not leave the refrigerator unlocked.

If I was Jennifer Lawrence, I’d see which laws I could ignore. Start with going behind the counter at Starbucks, work my way up to murder.

I’m not looking for the woman who reads 50 Shades of Grey. I’m looking for the one that finds it boring.

What’s the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ? Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of r/jokes.

Just Netflixed “2012.” Six Billion people dead at film’s end. Was prepared because PG-13 rating warned of “Mild Violence”

Girl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.

100% of Guy Fieri fans drive drunk.

Court decision: “I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair… … What happens next will shock you”