School in Canada makes non-vaccinated students stay home to halt the spread of measles. Better safe than sorry.
I love my church more than Dairy Queen, Cause we truly had rockin Sundays.
I love my church more than Dairy Queen, Cause we truly had rockin Sundays.
People are like snowflakes. If you piss on them they go away.
People are like snowflakes. If you piss on them they go away.
I was named Chief Speaker at the Society of Introverts. Thank God no-one showed up.
I was named Chief Speaker at the Society of Introverts. Thank God no-one showed up.
There is really no easy way to say it, ma’am, but your son has just fallen into the Eyjafjallajokull.
There is really no easy way to say it, ma’am, but your son has just fallen into the Eyjafjallajokull.
Absentmindedness SHE”I consider, John, that sheep are the stupidest creatures living.” HE(absent-mindedly)”Yes, my lamb.”
Absentmindedness SHE”I consider, John, that sheep are the stupidest creatures living.” HE(absent-mindedly)”Yes, my lamb.”
Why can’t you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs I stole this joke from somewhere…
Why can’t you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs I stole this joke from somewhere…
I entered a joke contest and to increase my chances of winning I submit 10 jokes…. Unfortunately I didn’t win, no pun in ten did…
I entered a joke contest and to increase my chances of winning I submit 10 jokes…. Unfortunately I didn’t win, no pun in ten did…
Note to younger women: Remember, men are always after just one thing: your snacks. Do not leave the refrigerator unlocked.
Note to younger women: Remember, men are always after just one thing: your snacks. Do not leave the refrigerator unlocked.
If I was Jennifer Lawrence, I’d see which laws I could ignore. Start with going behind the counter at Starbucks, work my way up to murder.
If I was Jennifer Lawrence, I’d see which laws I could ignore. Start with going behind the counter at Starbucks, work my way up to murder.