Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets? So they can run their hands through their hair.
Oh, you’re a ceiling fan? Name three ceilings.
Oh, you’re a ceiling fan? Name three ceilings.
My friend recently told me he was allergic to blood… I told him he was full of it.
My friend recently told me he was allergic to blood… I told him he was full of it.
My mom just sent me a friend request on Facebook. This Is a typical “no right answer” type of situation.
My mom just sent me a friend request on Facebook. This Is a typical “no right answer” type of situation.
What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning? “Go Ahead Make My Day”
What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning? “Go Ahead Make My Day”
What does the base-jumping gardener say? GERANIUM!
What does the base-jumping gardener say? GERANIUM!
*Hello this is your pilot speaking, we still have about 9 hours in the air so let me entertain you folks reading you some of my tweets*
*Hello this is your pilot speaking, we still have about 9 hours in the air so let me entertain you folks reading you some of my tweets*
What do pickles do to make themselves look more beautiful They get Vlasic surgery
What do pickles do to make themselves look more beautiful They get Vlasic surgery
What do you call a dad that raps? (x-post from r/dadjokes) A hip pop. Happy fathers day!
What do you call a dad that raps? (x-post from r/dadjokes) A hip pop. Happy fathers day!
Which sex position produces the most ugly babies? Ask yo momma. Sorry
Which sex position produces the most ugly babies? Ask yo momma. Sorry