Just Netflixed “2012.” Six Billion people dead at film’s end. Was prepared because PG-13 rating warned of “Mild Violence”
Girl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.
Girl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.
100% of Guy Fieri fans drive drunk.
100% of Guy Fieri fans drive drunk.
Court decision: “I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair… … What happens next will shock you”
Court decision: “I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair… … What happens next will shock you”
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
Hey grocery store cashiers that try to guess what we’re going to cook- Shut up.
Hey grocery store cashiers that try to guess what we’re going to cook- Shut up.
“And thou shalt know those whom God has chosen for eternal salvation in the following manner: they shall retweet this.” Revelation 4:12.
“And thou shalt know those whom God has chosen for eternal salvation in the following manner: they shall retweet this.” Revelation 4:12.
Hey you know what will go good with all that beer you just drank? Social media and a camera phone!
Hey you know what will go good with all that beer you just drank? Social media and a camera phone!
There is really no easy way to say it, ma’am, but your son has just fallen into the Eyjafjallajokull.
There is really no easy way to say it, ma’am, but your son has just fallen into the Eyjafjallajokull.
Absentmindedness SHE”I consider, John, that sheep are the stupidest creatures living.” HE(absent-mindedly)”Yes, my lamb.”
Absentmindedness SHE”I consider, John, that sheep are the stupidest creatures living.” HE(absent-mindedly)”Yes, my lamb.”