What’s long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber
I recently followed a guy from Ethiopia. BIG mistake. The only thing he ever tweets about is what he’s not having for dinner.
I recently followed a guy from Ethiopia. BIG mistake. The only thing he ever tweets about is what he’s not having for dinner.
*cute person sends me a selfie* *tries 897285623895 times to take a cute selfie to send back to them*
*cute person sends me a selfie* *tries 897285623895 times to take a cute selfie to send back to them*
I accidentally stabbed myself with a pen It drew blood.
I accidentally stabbed myself with a pen It drew blood.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get
Energizer Bunny made a mess…. I put the batteries in backwards and it just kept cumming and cumming
Energizer Bunny made a mess…. I put the batteries in backwards and it just kept cumming and cumming
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? If she has to chew before she swallows.
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? If she has to chew before she swallows.
Foreplay in an elevator… Taking going down, to a whole new level I’m bad i know…
Foreplay in an elevator… Taking going down, to a whole new level I’m bad i know…
Cause of death is still a mystery… Authorities haven’t ruled out foul play, after finding prince at the scene.
Cause of death is still a mystery… Authorities haven’t ruled out foul play, after finding prince at the scene.
How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly? The entrance is a dumbledore.
How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly? The entrance is a dumbledore.