Tonight I’m having a party for people who struggle to reach an orgasm just lemme know if you can’t come
The inauguration is today… Trump: Unprecedented Obama: Un-Presidented
The inauguration is today… Trump: Unprecedented Obama: Un-Presidented
My entire working knowledge of automotive repair is derived from the song “The Wheels on the Bus”
My entire working knowledge of automotive repair is derived from the song “The Wheels on the Bus”
Reading popular baby names. Once again, Adolf is nowhere to be found.
Reading popular baby names. Once again, Adolf is nowhere to be found.
Why do Nuns always wear the same thing? It’s a habit.
Why do Nuns always wear the same thing? It’s a habit.
How can I give myself a 12 inch penis? Fold it in half. ( )
How can I give myself a 12 inch penis? Fold it in half. ( )
What’s the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks? You’ll never forget her name.
What’s the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks? You’ll never forget her name.
How do we know Andy Taylor never had grandchildren? Because Opie is faggot
How do we know Andy Taylor never had grandchildren? Because Opie is faggot
Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste? The last dentist is busy killing a lion
Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste? The last dentist is busy killing a lion
Life called: They’re all out of lemons. It’s over.
Life called: They’re all out of lemons. It’s over.