Category: Gorilla jokes

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.

Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!

Me: Hey, I’m here for the playdate. Her: Where’s your son? Me: Oh he didn’t want to come, but you said Billy had Star Wars Legos so..

When I’m on my death bed, I want my last words to be….”I left the diamonds on an Island, look for clues on my Face Book!…..”, just to get them to read all the jokes I’ve posted.

My sister told me not to post a joke about the WTC. I asked, What Trade Center?

I entered a joke contest and to increase my chances of winning I submit 10 jokes…. Unfortunately I didn’t win, no pun in ten did…

Note to younger women: Remember, men are always after just one thing: your snacks. Do not leave the refrigerator unlocked.

If I was Jennifer Lawrence, I’d see which laws I could ignore. Start with going behind the counter at Starbucks, work my way up to murder.

I’m not looking for the woman who reads 50 Shades of Grey. I’m looking for the one that finds it boring.

What’s the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ? Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner