Category: Gorilla jokes

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? If she has to chew before she swallows.

Foreplay in an elevator… Taking going down, to a whole new level I’m bad i know…

Cause of death is still a mystery… Authorities haven’t ruled out foul play, after finding prince at the scene.

How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly? The entrance is a dumbledore.

What is the most popular dating website in the south? Ancestry.com

Why it is important that you grow mustaches? So that when you lick pussy they absorb the acids and therefore protect your teeth from falling off.

I’m not normally a name-dropper but Tiger Woods asked me to start his car in the dream I just had.

who called it an infinity scarf instead of a scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Fucked.

Every time I put on my striped socks I always have an ominous feeling that today is the day that a house will drop on me.