What do you call a woman who can balance 5 pints of lager on each arm? Beatrix
To defeat Superman, Batman will sneak in Superman’s house when he’s asleep and dig for any weaknesses. You could say, he’s going to creep tonight.
To defeat Superman, Batman will sneak in Superman’s house when he’s asleep and dig for any weaknesses. You could say, he’s going to creep tonight.
Why did ISIS throw the gay prostitute off the roof? He didn’t bring in enough Jihadi Johns
Why did ISIS throw the gay prostitute off the roof? He didn’t bring in enough Jihadi Johns
Your mama so stupid she thought Dick Cheney was a way to keep a man around.
Your mama so stupid she thought Dick Cheney was a way to keep a man around.
My son kneed himself on the trampoline. *black eye forming Me: Son, we need to come up with a better story than this.
My son kneed himself on the trampoline. *black eye forming Me: Son, we need to come up with a better story than this.
How can you tell if you’re racist? You only pick out the K’s when you take an eye exam.
How can you tell if you’re racist? You only pick out the K’s when you take an eye exam.
What do you call a cow that doesn’t produce milk? anUDDER failure.
What do you call a cow that doesn’t produce milk? anUDDER failure.
Facebook weather: We are expecting 2 to 3 feet of drama this evening with bullsh1t blowing in from all directions!
Facebook weather: We are expecting 2 to 3 feet of drama this evening with bullsh1t blowing in from all directions!
What does an Asian man do during an erection? Vote.
What does an Asian man do during an erection? Vote.
Doctor doctor give me the news I’ve got a bad case of lov- oh what’s that? It’s AIDS? Well that just doesn’t rhyme at all
Doctor doctor give me the news I’ve got a bad case of lov- oh what’s that? It’s AIDS? Well that just doesn’t rhyme at all