What did the egg say to the boiling water? Sorry I can’t get hard right now. I just got laid.
How are all these African-American’s able to take off time from work to riot in Baltimore? Wait… nevermind
How are all these African-American’s able to take off time from work to riot in Baltimore? Wait… nevermind
Unless you are wearing live crocodiles on your feet that you have beaten into submission, I care not for your Crocs.
Unless you are wearing live crocodiles on your feet that you have beaten into submission, I care not for your Crocs.
[the last supper] Waiter: ok, your bill comes to 30 pieces of silver Judas: I got this
[the last supper] Waiter: ok, your bill comes to 30 pieces of silver Judas: I got this
A Chinese couple recently gave birth to a 7lb, 6oz baby girl, who suffers from albinism Just goes to show that sometimes, two Wongs CAN make a white.
A Chinese couple recently gave birth to a 7lb, 6oz baby girl, who suffers from albinism Just goes to show that sometimes, two Wongs CAN make a white.
Two clean jokes that start dirty. What’s brown and sticky? A STICK! What’s a foot long and slippery? A SLIPPER!
Two clean jokes that start dirty. What’s brown and sticky? A STICK! What’s a foot long and slippery? A SLIPPER!
My key takeaway from Ghostbusters was that once you’re dead, your Miranda rights don’t count for shit.
My key takeaway from Ghostbusters was that once you’re dead, your Miranda rights don’t count for shit.
Dirty joke What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don’t do dick.
Dirty joke What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don’t do dick.
Science joke: What do you study to learn about acid? A pHD
Science joke: What do you study to learn about acid? A pHD
What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss? “There is no porpoise.”
What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss? “There is no porpoise.”