I know a joke about cheddar broccoli but its soup’a cheesy.
What do you call emotions of a DNA? Gene expressions
What do you call emotions of a DNA? Gene expressions
Me: Can I get you a drink? Her: I have a boyfriend. Me: Lady, I’m the bartender.
Me: Can I get you a drink? Her: I have a boyfriend. Me: Lady, I’m the bartender.
What did the Chinese government say about the air pollution? Suck it up!
What did the Chinese government say about the air pollution? Suck it up!
What do you call a porcupine with no legs a pufferfish
What do you call a porcupine with no legs a pufferfish
Justin Trudeau announces free lazer eye surgery for all Canadians in 4 years… When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying “because it’s 2020”.
Justin Trudeau announces free lazer eye surgery for all Canadians in 4 years… When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying “because it’s 2020”.
A gambling addict begins his 5th stretch of therapy… “It failed 4 times in a row, so it’s bound to work this time.”
A gambling addict begins his 5th stretch of therapy… “It failed 4 times in a row, so it’s bound to work this time.”
4yo: What do you love most in the world? Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you? 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
4yo: What do you love most in the world? Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you? 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
*on time travel bus* oh you’re going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour ’98 t shirt*
*on time travel bus* oh you’re going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour ’98 t shirt*
What Did Delaware? A brand New Jersey!
What Did Delaware? A brand New Jersey!